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Pet Millipede Walk

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Harry had a pet millipede called Millie that he kept in a box.

"Do you want to go for a walk?", says Harry.

No answer.

"Millie, do you want to go for a walk?", he repeated.

Still no answer.

Harry lost his patience. "Millie! Are you there?? Do you or do you not want to go for a walk??"

"Hold yer horses!", Millie replied, "I'm putting me boots on!"

 Funny Joke Millipede Walk