A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
And just to show I really am just kidding...
In the beginning you love your wife because she is beautiful. In later years she is beautiful because you love her.
Funny marriage joke quotes
