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Sleeping Over

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A man was spending a night at the home of a family with which he was good friends. As there was little space in the house, he was asked to share a bed with the youngest son. He was just getting settled in bed, when suddenly the young lad jumped out of bed and kneeled down next to it. The man thought, he's saying his bedtime prayers, and thinking it best to be a good example, got out of bed on his side to do the same.

The lad looked curiously at him and said: "What are you doing?"

"Same as you," the man replied.

"Better not", said the boy, "or Mom will be very cross with you - there isn't a potty on that side." Funny Story - Visiting

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