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Ice Fishing

Funny Joke - Fishing Boy
A man had been fishing on the ice all day without any success when a young lad arrived, made a hole in the ice, dropped a line into the icy water and promptly caught a fish. The lad baited his hook again, dropped the line, and promptly caught a second fish.

This went on for some time and the man got more and more irritated with the young lad.

Eventually he had enough, stomped up to the lad and said: "Come on, tell me! What's your secret"

The boy replied: "Wru grodda cruhp ve rerms rom."

The man looked at him quizzically.

The boy paused, spat out the contents of his mouth into his hand and repeated: "You gotta keep your worms warm."
Funny Joke - Fishing

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