Funny Irish Joke- St Patrick's Day
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy, 'I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!' He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts: 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'
Murphy watches in amazement. The foreman shouts: 'Paddy you're mad, go home' So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
'Where the hell are you going?' asks the foreman.
'Well I can't work in the fecking dark!' says Murphy.
