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Odysseus Trojan Horse

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“Odysseus, it's been days in this horse, and those Dardanusians don't seem inclined to accept our gift.”

“Be patient, Epeius; they are being understandably cautious,” replied Odysseus, “everyone has heard about our great victory in Troy.”

“Do you not think we should have tried another ploy?” continued Epeius.

“Perhaps,” replied Odysseus, “but the Council insisted on arms cuts and I was left with little choice but to reuse the horse.”

“I'm not even sure this is Dardanus, Odysseus - we were supposed to head North from Troy not South - I am certain Ecletus has been smoking his maps again.”