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Train Stop

Funny Story - Train Stop
The train pulled into my station, a little too quickly for my liking, but nevertheless I pulled the emergency brake and the train screeched to a shuddering halt.

A very angry conductor came up to me and shouted, “Sir, I hope you have a very good explanation for your behaviour!”

“Why yes,” I replied, “this is my stop.”

The conductor turned a charming apoplectic shade of red and shouted, “Didn't you know that this is an express train??”

“Of course I did silly, otherwise why would I have needed to use the emergency break?”

I blame budget cuts for the poor quality of staff on our trains in England these days, a very sad state of affairs.