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What do you call a fish with two black eyes? Nothing. I already told him twice.

 Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, "I'm not as hungry as I thought I was?"

 How can two women play Monopoly at the same time when there is only one Iron?

 Two fish in a tank. Says one to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 If at first you don't succeed - well, maybe skydiving just wasn't your sport.

 What action did you do today for sustainability? - I stayed at home.

 We can't all be rich, stupid. Think about it.

 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

Favourite One Liners Jokes