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Perfect Eyesight Marriage Joke

Funny Marriage Joke Picture - I feel horrible; Your eyesight's damn near perfect
Funny marriage joke
A woman is standing looking at herself in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.