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Hunting 911 Joke

Moose hunter kill picture

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and shouts,  "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

"Don't worry," replied the operator, "I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously. "What do I do next?"