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The Odd Lift

Funny Fiction Story - The Odd Lift
“8th floor.”

I looked at him: fine tailored suit, diamond studded cuff links, and took an instant dislike to his smarmy, upper class face; “Sorry, sir, this is the odd floor lift; you'll have to take the other lift over there for even numbers.”

He looked at me with incredulity, “But... but … the button is just there!”

I met his stare stonily, “Really very sorry, sir. but I have to abide by hotel policy.”

I saw the glint in his eye before he lunged for the button, and was ready for him, forcing him into an easy but very painful shoulder lock which made him cry out with pain. “Sir, as I have already said, this is the odd lift and you will have to leave.”