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Last Words Joke

Funny Joke - Eulogy Funeral

Three friends are asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, he's moving!"

Funny Joke - Funeral Eulogy

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