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Joan and Henry

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She said, "Henry, what a beautiful sunset, don't you think?"

He said, "Huh? Oh. Looks just like the one yesterday."

She said, "I just love this place, sitting here on this bench by the sea, with my favourite man in all the world."

He said, "There's that bloody seagull again, the one with the orange beak - it'd better not shit on me again like last week!"

She said, "Henry, you know we've been friends a long time and we're not getting any younger - don't you think its about time we were getting married?"

He paused reflectively, then turned to her and replied, "Aye, lass, I've been thinking just the same thing of late, but who would have us?"

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