Relationships

Funny Life Quotes - Marriage
Funny Life Quotes
WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
NUDITY

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
ABOUT 45 LBS.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES

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WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?
THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE


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