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Thirteen! Thirteen!

Funny Joke - Lunatic Asylum
A pedestrian is walking past an insane asylum, and in the distance hears a bunch of the asylum inmates inside screaming at the top of their lungs, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Intrigued, the pedestrian peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.

He screams in pain, and the inmates all start gleefully shouting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

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