Funny jokes, insults, puns, pictures, memes, cartoons and gifs.

Best Christmas Joke Ever?

Best Christmas Joke Ever?
Best Christmas Joke Ever?
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…’ He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…’ He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea, and goes into his mother’s room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…’
Best Christmas Joke Ever?

You might also enjoy

  • Trump Miracle - [image: Photo of Trump's face in a bowl of soup] *Fish Creek, Wisconsin* - The face of Donald Trump has miraculously appeared in a bowl of pumpkin soup, ac...
  • You Deserve Hell - Funny You Deserve Hell Sign - Bible puncher holds a You Deserve Hell sign, while a large banana holds a You Deserve Potassium sign For the purposes of this...
  • All's Fair - The soldier stood on the bridge staring at the trickling stream below, water pink with the blood of the man he had just killed. A pale hand bobbled gent...