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Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

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Funny Joke Life Quotes - Famous Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?
   For the greater good.

Karl Marx:
   It was a historical inevitability.

   So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken
   which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but
   also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend
   with such a paragon of avian virtue?  In such a manner is the
   princely chicken's dominion maintained.

   Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida:
   Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within
   the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each
   interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can
   never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT,

Thomas de Torquemada:
   Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary:
   Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would
   let it take.

Douglas Adams:

   Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes
   also across you.

Oliver North:
   National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner:
   Because the external influences which had pervaded its
   sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion
   that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these
   actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung:
   The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated
   that individual chickens cross roads at this historical
   juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such
   occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre:
   In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the
   chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein:
   The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects
   "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which
   caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein:
   Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
   chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

   To actualize its potential.

   If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Howard Cosell:
   It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events
   to grace the annals of history.  An historic, unprecedented
   avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean
   achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is
   truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali:
   The Fish.

   It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson:
   Because it could not stop for death.

   For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
   It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:
   The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway:
   To die.  In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg:
   We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but
it was moving very fast.

David Hume:
   Out of custom and habit.

Saddam Hussein:
   This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
   justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Jack Nicholson:
   'Cause it (censored-wanted) to.  That's the (censored-reason).

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
   What road?

Ronald Reagan:
   I forget.

John Sununu:
   The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation,
   so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the

The Sphinx:
   You tell me.

Henry David Thoreau:
   To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain:
   The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

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