Biology Jokes

Funny Biologist Jokes
Funny Biology Jokes

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

It has been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association 

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.


Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
A: Designer jeans.

The bad news is that the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking. The good news is that none of the amoebas has lost any of their members.

Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."

And not so strictly relating to biology:

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge." 

Funny Biology Jokes