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Blind Man Shopping

Funny Blind Man Joke

A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. The store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and quickly looks away again. 

But then out of the corner of his eye he sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says, "Mister, is there a problem ... something I can help you with?" 

The blind man calmly replies, "No thanks – I’m just looking around."


Funny Blind Man Joke


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