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Irish New Year Toasts Quotes

Funny Irish New Year Toasts Sayings
Funny Irish New Year Toasts Quotes Sayings Ireland St Patrick's Day

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

As you slide down the bannisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.

May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.

May your neighbours respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you.

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship and never in want.

Here's that we may always have a clean shirt, a clean conscience, and a guinea in our pocket.

May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband(or wife).

May your doctor never earn a dollar out of you and may your heart never give out. May the ten toes of your feet steer you clear of all misfortune, and before you're much older, may you hear much better toasts than these.