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Lie Detector Robot Joke

Funny Joke - Lie Detector Robot

A father bought a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decided to test it on his son at supper.

"Where were you last night?" he asked.

"I was at the library," replied his son. The robot slapped him.

"OK, I was at a friend's house."

"Doing what?" asked the father.

"Watching a movie, Toy Story." The robot again slapped the son. "OK, it was porn!" he said.

The father shouted,  "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!!!"

The robot slapped the father.

The mother laughed and said "He certainly is your son!"

The robot slapped her.

The robot is now for sale.