Children One Liners

Funny Jokes - Children One Liners

  • What stars wear glasses?  Film stars
  • Why do bees hum? Cause they don't know the words!!
  • What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?  A walkie-talkie
  • What did the dentist say when his wife baked a cake? Can I do the filling?
  • What do dentists call an astronaut's cavity? A black hole.
  • What do you get if you add 4,657 and 7,854, then subtract 678 and divide the answer by 62? A headache.
  • Where Do Cows Go On Their Holidays? Moo York!
  • What does the easter rabbit say to children? Hoppe Easter everyone!
  • What has eyes but cannot see? A potato
  • What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb
  • What did the spaceman say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?  I have just set foot on Mars!
  • What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me while I'm changing!
  • Where do baby gorillas sleep?  In an ape-ri-cot.
  • What did one wall say to the other?  Meet you at the corner.

And for something longer...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil:Oh good, because I didn't do my homework.

Funny Joke Children Kids One Liners