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New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Life Quotes
 Funny New Year Quotes

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

To be an ideal guest, stay at home. - E. W. Howe

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties. - Barbara Walters

A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now. - Phil McGraw

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. - Mark Twain

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P. J. O'Rourke

I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. - Robert Paul

New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain