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Hilarious Marriage Quotes

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“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.” ~ Victor Borge

“The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” ~ Anonymous

“Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.” ~ Anonymous

“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.” ~ Samuel Johnson

“To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.”  ~Marnie Reed Crowell

“A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.” ~ Ingrid Bergmen

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” ~ Albert Einstein

“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.” ~ Judith Viorst

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.  The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.” ~ Robert Anderson, Solitaire & Double Solitaire

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.” ~ Robert Fulghum, True Love