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Funny New Year Joke
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I thought you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking".

The man says, " I am in the process of quitting. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."

"What's phase one?"

"I've quit buying."

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