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Winter Snowman Cartoons

Funny snowman cartoon picture - I'm gonna give Mrs Frosty HUGE boobs
 Funny Winter Snowman Cartoon Joke Pictures - I'm gonna give Mrs Frosty HUGE boobs
Funny snowman cartoon picture - dog give me back my arms
 Dog stick give me back my arms
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Dog come on throw it stick
 Dog come on throw it stick
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Having fallen on hard times, Frosty is forced to sell his body on the streets
 Having fallen on hard times, Frosty is forced to sell his body on the streets
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Whose idea was it to invite Frosty to the hot tub Santa reindeer
 Whose idea was it to invite Frosty to the hot tub Santa reindeer
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Doctor I want a smaller carrot cosmetic surgeon
 Funny Winter Snowman Cartoon Joke Pictures - Doctor I want a smaller carrot cosmetic surgeon
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Would you look at that? They're making a baby right in the front yard - Its disgraceful
  Would you look at that? They're making a baby right in the front yard - Its disgraceful
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Frosty went out and got ploughed again
 Frosty went out and got ploughed again
Funny snowman cartoon picture - I can't understand it officer.  All I did was sneeze. Carrot killed snowman
 I can't understand it officer.  All I did was sneeze. Carrot killed snowman
Funny snowman cartoon picture - Snowman hairdryer robber heist
Snowman hairdryer robber heist
Funny snowman cartoon - Poor Millie, that was one heck of a hot flash
Funny snowman cartoon - Poor Millie, that was one heck of a hot flash 
Funny snowmen beans cartoon - You idiot! I warned you not to eat those beans!!
You idiot! I warned you not to eat those beans!!
Funny snowman blizzard cartoon - Man, that was some blizzard last night.  I bet I gained fifty pounds
 Funny snowman blizzard cartoon - Man, that was some blizzard last night.  I bet I gained fifty pounds
Funny teenage punk snowman cartoon - Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!
Funny teenage punk snowman cartoon - Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!

Deer Backside Doorbell Ringer

Funny Cat Backside Doorbell Ringer Picture Joke - I think I'll knock
Funny Deer Backside Doorbell Ringer Picture Joke Meme - I think I'll knock

Michael Jackson Bus Driver Slams Break

Funny Michael Jackson When the Bus Driver suddenly Slams on the Break Meme Picture
Funny Michael Jackson When the Bus Driver suddenly Slams on the Break Meme Picture

Bill Clinton Dog Poop Mustache

Funny Bill Clinton Dog Poop Mustache Magazine Joke Picture
Funny Bill Clinton Dog Poop Mustache Magazine Picture

President Obama Scales Weight Prank Meme

Funny President Obama Weight Scales Prank Meme Picture - Doesn't he have weightier matters to attend to?
Funny President Obama Weight Scales Prank Meme Picture - Doesn't he have weightier matters to attend to?

Schwarzenegger Microsoft Windows Vista Baby Pun

Funny Arnold schwarzenegger Microsoft Windows Vista Baby Pun Quote Picture - They asked me to upgrade to WIndows 7 but I said I still love Vista, baby
Funny Arnold Schwarzenegger Microsoft Windows Vista Baby Pun Quote Picture - They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7 but I said I still love Vista, baby

Funny New Year Resolutions Joke Picture

2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017
Funny New Year Resolutions Joke Picture | 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017

Funny Ryan Gosling Mother Goose Picture

A mother goose and her goslings photo image joke
Funny Ryan Gosling Mother Goose Joke Picture Photo

Funny Alaskan Flat Tire Joke Picture

Funny Alaskan Flat Husky Tire Tyre Joke Picture

Funny Grumpy Cat What Doesn't Kill You Meme

What doesn't kill you disappoints me
Funny Grumpy Cat What Doesn't Kill You Meme - What doesn't kill you disappoints me

Bill Murray When No One Gets Your Joke

Funny Bill Murray When No One Gets Your Joke Golf Meme Picture

Diving Bell Meme

did i say diving belle
Funny Diving Bell Meme Joke Picture - Did I say diving belle?

Charlotte's Web Wilbur Fighting Cartoon

Funny Charlotte's Web Wilbur Fighting Cartoon Joke Image

Brazilian Protests Football Cartoon

brazil government protest
Funny Brazilian Protests Football Cartoon - Brazil - Even this doesn't work anymore

Funny Father's Day Picture

Mommy why does daddy want a time machine and a condom
Funny Picture Image Photo Mommy why does daddy want a time machine and a condom for father's day?

Top Father's Day Funnies

Top Father's Day Funny Dad Jokes

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
– Bill Cosby

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A young boy asks his dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
His dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."



A boy and his dad are walking through the streets
"What does the word drunk mean?" asks the boy.
"Well," replies the dad, "for example, do you see those two policemen over there? if you were drunk you would think there are four policemen over there."
"But dad there is only one policeman over there!"

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Dad my mom a birthday card once.
The front said, 'Our love is like the ocean.'
The inside said, 'When I'm on the bottom I can't breathe.'


john the pacifiers are for her
 
A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”

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What does your father do for a living?
He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.



I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Kid: Dad, I'm thirsty.
Dad: Hi thirsty, I'm friday!

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Two men walk into a bar. The bartender says "you can't eat your own food in here!" so they swapped sandwiches.



A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With dread he opened the envelope and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have found real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. 

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. 

Love, 
Your son, John 

PS. 
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. 

PPS.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a school report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. 
Call me when it's safe to come home

A sign of the times... daddy, since you list your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her?
Top Father's Day Funny Dad Jokes



Cat / Dog Shaming Photos

I poop in dark bedrooms and I eat the evidence

I am a muffin stealing whore

I like to hump this cat
Funny Animal Cat / Dog Shaming Photos Pictures Images

Funny Santa Claus Doesn't Exist Baby T-Shirt

Funny Santa Claus Doesn't Exist Baby T-Shirt Picture Photo - But I can't read, so it's okay.

Funny Adele Rolling In The Deep Picture

Funny Adele It's a Dell Rolling In The Deep Picture Joke Meme

Wembley German Champions League Football Final Fail

Wembley German Champions League Football Final Fail
Funny Go Furher Wembley German Champions League Football Final Fail Bayern Munchen Munich Dortmund Soccer

Maths Trigonometry Bill Cosby Meme

Funny Maths Trigonometry Bill Cosby Joke Picture
Funny Maths Trigonometry Bill Cosby Meme Joke Picture Sin B Tan B Cos B

Valentine's Day Quote

Funny Valentine's Day Quote Joke
Funny Valentine's Day Quote Picture - Because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is

Cat Self-portrait Painting

Funny Cat Self-portrait Painting Joke Cartoon
Funny Animal Cat Self-portrait Art Painting Joke Cartoon

Golf Cart Gif

Funny Animated Sport Hovercraft Cart Gif Image
Funny Animated Golf Hovercraft Cart Gif Picture Joke Sport Image

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day Funny Card
Happy Mother's Day
Funny mother's day card

Valentine's Day Card

Valentine's Day Card Image
Funny Valentine's Day Card Picture Photo Image - You mean so much to me that I got you this bit of folded in half paper

George Bush Florida Flood Fishing Trip

Funny George Bush Florida Flood Fishing Trip ImageFunny George Bush Florida Flood Fishing Trip Picture

Australia Day Funny Jokes

Funny Australia Day Funny Jokes
Q. How do Australian men do foreplay?
A. "Brace yerself, Sheila."

Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? 
A: One less drunk at the funeral

Australian men do have culture... it's under their nails.

Funny Australia Day Funny Jokes

New Year's Resolutions


Funny New Year's Resolutions
Funny New Year's Resolutions