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Australia Day Funny Jokes

Funny Australia Day Funny Jokes
Q. How do Australian men do foreplay?
A. "Brace yerself, Sheila."

Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? 
A: One less drunk at the funeral

Australian men do have culture... it's under their nails.

Funny Australia Day Funny Jokes

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