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Church Paint Joke

March Madness Funny Joke Picture - Church in need of paint

The church was in urgent need of a paint, but funds were low, so the pastor bought some budget paint and thinned it down with water to make it last. The painting took a whole weekend, just in time, as the forecast was for rain.

It did rain ... and rain ... and rain ... so much so that the thinned down paint was washed away.

The pastor looked on in dismay and fell to his knees crying out "Lord, why did you do this to me!"

The Lord answered, "You didn't trust me for the funds. I will provide. Take another collection, then repaint and thin no more."

(March Madness Funny Joke - Paint)