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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?   They're hiring.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his paw.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

"My wife's an angel!"   "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

No one is listening until you fart.

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.

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