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Grumpy Life Quotes

Miserable Grumpy Life Quotes Sayings
Miserable Grumpy Life Quotes Sayings

  • Lemonade always has pips in it.
  • Behind every silver lining is another cloud.
  • The pasture may be greener but the cow pats are the same.
  • Misery comes in threes.
  • If anything can go wrong, it will.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • The other line always moves faster.
  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
  • Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
  • Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
  • Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
  • Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
  • Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
  • Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
  • Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. 
Miserable Grumpy Life Quotes Sayings