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Vow of Silence Joke

Vow of Silence - Funny Joke
Vow of Silence - Funny Joke

Chap decides to to join a monastery. As a novice he is only allowed to speak two words to the prior, once every 7 years. 

The first seven years go by and he whispers, "Cold floors..."

The next seven years go by and he whispers, "Bad food..."

Seven more years go by and he croaks, "I quit!"

The prior raises his eyebrows and replies, "I'm not surprised.  You've done nothing but complain since you joined."

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