The man replies,"There is a genie in the parking lot giving away one free wish to anyone that asks".
The bartender shouts, "Drinks are on the house!" then runs out to the parking lot.
A few minutes later the bartender returns with a bunch of ducks following him. Puzzled he says to the man,"I don't know what's wrong with that genie, I asked him for a million bucks and now all these ducks are following me".
The man replies,"You think I asked him for a twelve inch pianist?"
Funniest Genie Joke Ever