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Christian Bear Joke

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Funny Christian Bear Joke

A man wandering along a path in the woods was suddenly confronted by a fierce and very hungry looking bear. The man, being a Christian, fell to his knees and prayed, "Dear Lord, its surely not my time to go yet. Please make this bear a Christian so that he won't eat me!"

When he opened his eyes, he saw the bear on its knees, praying: "Dear Lord, for what I am about to receive..."