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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby
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