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Italian Tomato Garden Joke

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 Funny Italian Tomato Garden Joke

Every year, an old Italian and his son would plant a tomato garden together, but this year, his son was in jail.  The old man wrote him a letter: "My son, it is sad that you can't be here to plant the tomato garden with me this year. The soil is too hard for me to dig myself, and I look forward to the day you come home so we can continue our tradition together."

The son wrote back, "Father, please don't dig up the tomato garden.  That's where the bodies are buried!"

That night around 2 AM, the police suddenly arrived at the old man's house with a warrant to search the ground for bodies. After several hours of digging, and finding found nothing, they apologized to the man, and went on their way.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son, "Father, given the circumstances, this was the best I could do. You should be able to plant the tomatoes now."

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