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Three Boons Dean Joke

Funny Joke - Three Boons

The college faculty were in their annual meeting when, suddenly, an angel appears. Turning to the Dean, the creature said, "I will grant you one of three boons -- infinite wisdom, infinite wealth or infinite health."

The Dean thought for a minute, then replied "Wisdom."

"So be it." and the angel disappeared.

In the silence that followed, the Dean sat thoughtfully, saying nothing and staring off into the distance. Finally, one of the other faculty members exclaimed, "Do you have anything to say? What words of wisdom can you provide us?".

Quoth the Dean, "I should have taken the money."

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