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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm shrinking.

- Hmm, you'll just have to be a little patient.


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Doctor, doctor! What's the matter with me, one moment I think I'm a wigwam, the next a teepee?

- Hmm, you might be too tense.


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Doctor, doctor, I think I am a moth.

- I think you may need to see a psychiatrist.

I was going to but then saw your light.


Doctor: I've got 2 pieces of bad news... You only have 24 hours to live.


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