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Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

The Pistorius's were arguing again. He wanted a new bathroom, but she was dead against it!
Do you know the Pistorius drinking game?  Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

This Oscar Pistorius story is all a bit strange, isn’t it?  There must definitely be more to it.  He seemed so happy just the other day, he had such a spring in his step…

Yes, it was only minutes after Oscar Pistorius’s arrest that the jokes began … all taking the Pistorius.

His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility.  He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious.  Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin.

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!


And finally,

It's ironic that now Pistorius has to go to jail he will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.

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