Running Quotes

An athlete walks into a bar
Funny Athlete Runner Joke - An athlete walks into a bar

1. "No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success, although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
-- Don Kardong

2. "Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe, is choosing the left one."
-- High school coach to his runners

3. "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
--Martin Mull

4. "Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
--Charles Schulz, "Peanuts"

5. "Long distance running is 90% mental and the other half is physical."
-- Rich Davis

6. "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."
--Milton Berle

7. "To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away."
-- Anonymous

8. "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
--Seen on the back of runner's T-shirt

9. "It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
-Adidas