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A Snail's Pace

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My missus asked me to buy snails for our dinner party, which I did, but then I bumped into my old friend Joe and we decided to have a quick pint together. One drink led to another, and I eventually staggered home well after midnight, very drunk indeed. While fumbling for the front door keys I accidentally dropped the box of snails and watched with dismay as it burst open, scattering snails everywhere.

"Goddammit!" I shouted.

The porch light went on and the front door opened to reveal my beautiful, but very angry, wife.

"Where the hell have you been?!" she shouted.

I looked at her, terrified, and then down at the snails and said, "Come on guys! We're nearly there!"

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