Hilarious Marriage Joke

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A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home Sunday night, his wife went mental and after a few of hours of swearing and screaming, she paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?".....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled smarmily and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.


Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling had gone down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.