Silly Italian Hamster Tail

Once uponna time was hamster - his name Angelo.  He Italiano. 

Ciao, Angelo!

But Angelo so tired - he no likeda lettuce.

And he no likeda biscotti no more.

All he want is da pasta.  But he couldn't eatta da pasta- it was too hard.

So he became sad. Very sad. 

How could he be Italian and not eatta da pasta??

And he became sick. Very sick.

His owner, she start to worry.

 But then got idea brillante!! 

 She makeda pasta for him!

Angelo sniffy-sniffy.  Issa dream?  
Issa dead? Mama?

Angelo know issa real pasta! Pasta con molto cheesi.

 Angelo so happy!  He Italian after all!

He live happily ever after.

And he do Italian things.

Pasta.