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Funny Joke Philosophy Quotes

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Experience is the lesson you learn right after you really need it."

"A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
A ham sandwich is therefore better than eternal happiness."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
- Hector Berlioz

"The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

"Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. Descartes says 'I think not' and disappears."

Funny Joke Philosophy Quotes

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