Marriage Quotes

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Funny Marriage Quotes

 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

    -- Henry Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

    -- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

    -- Milton Berle

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

    -- Henny Youngman

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

    -- Elaine Boosler

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Funny Marriage Quotes

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