Funny Marriage Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henry Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
-- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
-- Milton Berle
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-- Elaine Boosler
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Funny Marriage Quotes
