St Patrick's Day Jokes

Funny St Patrick's Day Irish Joke Picture
Funny St Patrick's Day Irish Joke

O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day, giving her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller, but he took one look at it and told her it wasn't real.

The devasted young lass complained to her future husband, protesting vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

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Donncha and MacArthur are preparing to be blasted into space and have just left the mission briefing when one turns to the other and says, 'Mac, where are we goin?'

MacArthur replies, 'Well Donncha, the man in charge said we are on a mission to the sun.'

'OK,' says Donncha, he thinks for a while and then asks, 'Won't it be a bit hot, it being the sun and all?'

'Don't be stupid, Donncha,' says MacArthur, 'the man said we'd be going at night.'

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