Words of Wisdom Quotes

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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet.

Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.

If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?

Ham and Eggs.... Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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