Bar Drunk

Funny Bar Drunk Joke Cartoon

A drunk walks into a bar and, with a drunken slur, says to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

The bartender does just that and then hands the man a bill for $37.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times and throws him out into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."


The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt and pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $37.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it, so he picks the guy up, beats the living day lights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, and give me the bill."

"What, no drink for me this time?" asks the bartender.

"No," the drunk replies. "You get violent when you drink."

Funny Bar Drunk Joke Cartoon