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I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him.
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Isn't it unfair that women love cats? Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they are at home they like to be left alone to sleep. 
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.  
- Terry Sangster 
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A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. 
“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.” 
“I know,” says the second owner. 
“How do you know?” 
“My dog told me.”
- Sourabh Bhatia

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