Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours
Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I'm allergic to food. I break out in fat.
If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook wall.
Funny rotten ecard picture joke - When you said the dishwasher was loaded, I thought you meant that mommy was drunk again
Hilarious card quote bad hair day picture - the solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse
