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Genie Lamp Wish

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Three friends are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. They rub it and unsurprisingly a genie comes out. The genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the first friend. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the second friend. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, your turn,' says the genie to the third friend.

The chap scratches his head and replies, 'Gee, I don't know.  I wish my friends were here to help me.'

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